Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Blart ( The boy who didn't want to save the world! )

"I'm gonna go feed the pigs!' shouted Blart to his Grandpa. Blart loves pigs, nothing can take Blart away from his pigs. But he is forced to be taken away from them.  For he is the first son, of the first son, of the first son, and I could go on but he was the only one that could defeat Zoltab and his evil Minions from taking over the world!


Blart has misty blue eyes and a very dirty face. His hair is a greasy brown and very messy. Blart has ears  as big as an elephants! He wears dark, old, raggy clothes that are very low in style. And is shoes, oh the shoes are as old and ugly as his grandpa!


It is very hard to get a smile out of Blart mosty because he is not a very happy boy and because he hasn't been taught to have a heart. He loves pigs and is always spending time with them. He's not very smart and dosen't even know what the ocean is! Blart is quite bad at lying and try's to get out of things by doing it.


I remember once when Capablanca ( the wizard that sent Blart on his Zoltab mission ) were looking for a horse to travel on and once they had caught the horse they named him, Capablanca thought of some weird names but the horse did not like them then Blart said " Let's name him Pig!" So pig the horse it was!

Overall I don't think Blart is a very nice person and not very bright either, so if you ever meet Blart- you  probably won't because he is in a book, but if you do- don't say anthing too complacated! Remeber that!
 






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